[for Elle]
Sep. 26th, 2014 01:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
It’s not the first time Danny’s faked a medical emergency to escape a date but it’s definitely the only time said date has turned up at the same bar as him when he’s supposed to be elbow-deep in placenta.
He doesn’t not like Amanda. He just likes foreign places, the Latino Grammies and low cal muffins more, which doesn’t exactly bode well for any kind of future with her. Maybe if that future involved a permanent white noise machine and separate cities they’d stand a chance. Right now, Danny would settle for separate drinking establishments but it’s clearly too late for that. She’s clocked him not far from the dance floor, a look of surprise, then confusion, then fury on her face, and in the heat of the moment, he chooses more lies over honesty or an apology.
He makes a beeline towards the bar, only stopping when she yells out his name over the music in the same tone she’d used to send back five different appetisers a few nights before on their first (second? third? they all run into one) date.
“Breathe! Breathe!” He latches onto the arm of the nearest woman to him, a lithe blond but that’s all he notices. He’s too busy Lamaze breathing at her, which irritates him no end because it makes him sound like Deslaurier. Only medical intervention truly aids a woman during childbirth but desperate times… “Oh boy, this baby’s coming! Amanda, hey!” The forced cheer is overshadowed by the dramatic gesturing at the blond (clearly-not-pregnant) woman. “Just dealing with this medical emergency. Don’t worry, ma’am, I’ll have this child out of you in no time.” He turns his body in towards her, lowering his voice. “Please help me.”
He doesn’t not like Amanda. He just likes foreign places, the Latino Grammies and low cal muffins more, which doesn’t exactly bode well for any kind of future with her. Maybe if that future involved a permanent white noise machine and separate cities they’d stand a chance. Right now, Danny would settle for separate drinking establishments but it’s clearly too late for that. She’s clocked him not far from the dance floor, a look of surprise, then confusion, then fury on her face, and in the heat of the moment, he chooses more lies over honesty or an apology.
He makes a beeline towards the bar, only stopping when she yells out his name over the music in the same tone she’d used to send back five different appetisers a few nights before on their first (second? third? they all run into one) date.
“Breathe! Breathe!” He latches onto the arm of the nearest woman to him, a lithe blond but that’s all he notices. He’s too busy Lamaze breathing at her, which irritates him no end because it makes him sound like Deslaurier. Only medical intervention truly aids a woman during childbirth but desperate times… “Oh boy, this baby’s coming! Amanda, hey!” The forced cheer is overshadowed by the dramatic gesturing at the blond (clearly-not-pregnant) woman. “Just dealing with this medical emergency. Don’t worry, ma’am, I’ll have this child out of you in no time.” He turns his body in towards her, lowering his voice. “Please help me.”
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Date: 2014-09-28 12:08 am (UTC)"Help?" she echoes, voice lowering to a hiss. She is so unbelievably not pregnant, as far as she knows, that she can't even imagine how this could possibly work, and it would make her the world's worst mother, since she's definitely already had an appletini and a cosmo that turned out to be super strong. But she can't just give up on someone in need. Clutching at the man's arm, she lets out a loud wail in what she hopes sounds convincingly like pain. "Oh, my god, the baby! We, uh, have to go! Like, now."
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Date: 2014-09-28 03:16 am (UTC)"I'm so sorry, duty calls," he shouts over the crowd to Amanda, giving her a helpless shrug like what can he do. "Let's, we can do it again soon, I'm sure we can do it again, some day," he trails off unconvincingly, already escorting the blond away.
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Date: 2014-09-28 11:08 pm (UTC)She also doesn't have any reason not to help out. And as much as she loves her friends from school, this is definitely livening things up, so she huffs and puffs and makes her way toward the door quickly. "Okay, do I really look pregnant to you?" she asks once they're outside. "What was that?"
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Date: 2014-09-28 11:44 pm (UTC)That's why he breathes an audible sigh of relief up at the sky. "What? No, no. In my professional opinion, you do not look pregnant," he assures her after giving her a once over, purely to double-check. "Listen, thanks. She's crazy." Crazy boring. "I had to get away."
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Date: 2014-09-29 07:09 pm (UTC)In this universe, however, she's going to have to let her friends know what happened to her and hope that Amanda lady leaves soon. Or maybe just call it a night and check in on her dog, either way. "No problem. Sometimes you just have to take the first escape route that comes to mind. You're a doctor?"
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Date: 2014-09-29 08:39 pm (UTC)"Gynecologist," he nods, knowing immediately how sleazy that sounds. Concocting a wild plan to get a pretty blond on her own outside a bar is definitely more a Peter thing than a Danny thing. He flashes her the briefest of smiles. "That's not a line, I promise."
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Date: 2014-10-02 12:05 am (UTC)"Take my card," he offers, sliding one from his wallet with Fowler and Associates printed above his details. He holds it out to her between two fingers. "If you're on the look out for a new doctor some time, just ask your friend about me. I'm pretty new around here but I doubt there are many gynecologists that haven't heard my name by now." He really is just that good.
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Date: 2014-10-02 12:07 pm (UTC)Even so, it's nice to put a face to the name. Grin bright, she offers her hand. "I'm Elle."
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Date: 2014-10-02 08:41 pm (UTC)"Yeah, yeah I know her," he replies, dropping his hand from the wall and brushing it off on his jeans before returning the handshake. "What's that short for?"
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Date: 2014-10-04 11:46 pm (UTC)It was totally him.
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Date: 2014-10-11 12:33 pm (UTC)"That's cool. You and Mindy been buddies for long?" He asks with a sniff, not wanting to sound particularly interested. "I mean, uh, which tier are you in? The best friends tier or the uh..." He purses his lips mid-sentence. He doesn't actually know what other tiers there are. Mindy'd never mentioned them.
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Date: 2014-10-12 09:22 pm (UTC)"Besties," she says warmly. "Mindy was the person who found me here. I would have been completely lost without her."
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Date: 2014-10-12 10:58 pm (UTC)"She's a good kid," he says genuinely, ruffling a sweaty palm through his hair. "I'm sorry we're not meeting under more normal circumstances," he adds, voice tinged with embarrassment. "Had I known you two knew each other I would have accosted some other woman in there. My first impressions are usually...less creepy."
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Date: 2014-10-14 08:40 pm (UTC)"No, it's fine," she says. "At least I get to meet you. And trust me, I've met guys who were way creepier." This time, she does laugh, shaking her head. Guys come up with the weirdest excuses to talk to girls sometimes. "But take it from me, it is way easier just to let someone down gently. Making excuses and making a girl think she has a chance is — forgive me for saying it, but... well, mean."
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Date: 2014-10-14 11:59 pm (UTC)The last time he'd let someone down gently, giant photos of his genitals had been exhibited around New York City for every Tom, Dic--everyone to see. Danny much prefers the avoidance technique. Ignore something for long enough and it has to go away at some point. His theory isn't fool-proof though, even he knows that. Some things are proving impossible to shake off, even in Darrow.
"In my experience honesty isn't much kinder."
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Date: 2014-10-19 09:56 pm (UTC)"Yeah, maybe you're right," she says. "But at least you know you tried. And sometimes it's faster, 'cause, like, I know people that will just keep calling for months. Good luck with her, though."
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